If I mate with a mermaid, and she refuses to live on land, will I have to pay

DeepDiver · #1 (**permalink**) 11-29-2007, 04:00 PM

child support? morey> I dont kiss and tail

Britt V · #2 (**permalink**) 12-01-2007, 02:18 PM

Do they really have anything to buy under the sea?? HaHa.. She doesn't have a social security number.. I doubt you'd have to pay child support.. Good quesion tho..

Joyful Peacelover · #3 (**permalink**) 12-01-2007, 08:53 PM

Yes...with Sea-dollars.(-:

Chris M · #4 (**permalink**) 12-02-2007, 06:41 AM

No. Who would collect it?

Speedstar · #5 (**permalink**) 12-02-2007, 07:55 AM

Only if ur a merman, hook me up with ariel

Jackie E · #6 (**permalink**) 12-02-2007, 04:09 PM

Really, i didnt know mermaids were real......I did have a child with a cyclopes, and he had to pay

blondebettie · #7 (**permalink**) 12-02-2007, 07:01 PM

Hehe I think you should, it would be the right thing to do.

Twilight Princess 45 · #8 (**permalink**) 12-02-2007, 08:18 PM

Ya with bubble money.... EDIT OMG these nswers are hilarious *laughs*

steampunk · #9 (**permalink**) 12-03-2007, 01:46 AM

you'll end up sleeping with the fishes if you aren't careful

Morey000 · #10 (**permalink**) 12-03-2007, 06:43 AM

How do you mate with a mermaid?All the interesting parts seem to be covered in fishy scales.