[PhantomMongoose]

DO THEY VANISH INTO THIN AIR OR SOMETHING?















Tnuc_, I'll do that for you. But I don't know if I will find it, sneaky little thing...















I must have zero. But whenever I don't need em there seem to be tons.















I bet my sister stole em.















If you leave them lying around they go to the sock drawer in the sky.































... Oh. ;-;

[Phyllis A]

they are so small, they get lost. I found one today tho, for once =)

[tnuc_denots_gnikcuf]

when you find them, politely ask where all my socks have gone. then get physical if you have to.

[Sliteofhand]

There are always phillips-head screwdrivers around if you live alone.















if you lock them up.















If you have one in each tool box, in your junk drawer and your glove-box, and maybe on your key-chain















If you leave them lying around they go to the sock drawer in the sky.

[cajuntracker]

And, why is it, that only the left socks seem to go to the sock drawer in the sky? Is the phillips screwdriver the left sock of the screwdriver world? I think maybe they also are a little insecure about all the square drives moving into their territory, so they have a higher incidence of suicide.

[Beer and TV Olympian]

First is is a know phenomenon that when you look away, screwdrivers sprout little feet.































And remenber phillips screwdrives are plentiful when you need a flat blade.

[napper]

Find the answer to this and you will, I kid you not, have the answer to the meaning of life.















But for me the reason I seem to lose screwdrivers etc is as follows,















My wonderfull 3 sons,















My darling wife,















Neat neighbours,















freinds I can,t do without and lastly,















My dog which thinks it is fun for me to chase her with my tools in her mouth. I have actually dug up some rusty tools in my vege patch though.

[UVHS]

Because they belong to Mr. Phillips. and he sneaks in and takes them back when your not looking. He probably did not get his cut of the invention rights and this is his way of getting even. Might want to change your locks.































As for all you guys missing socks; I think the sock manufacturers make one sock so that it disintegrates to pieces in the washer and goes down the drain. This way you have to buy more and the sock manufacture makes more money. There is also a sense of incompleteness my life that is just not settled until I throw away the unmatched ones and only have matched ones left. It's a security thing, ya know. They literally sock it to you...































If anyone has insight about my mismatched gloves however, I'd like to know...